Sunday, August 15, 2010

Baby Name Option #11 - Chuck Norris

So the other day my brother sends me a text message - "Charles Norris Markon." Leave it to Ryan to suggest the name of his favorite TV action hero, but to be honest, the thought has crossed my mind more than once (usually as I'm watching baby roundhouse kick me from the inside). 

Charles French from German "free man"

Norris French "northerner"

And really when you think about it, a baby named Chuck Norris would probably be off to a good start in life. As some of you may know...

  • When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
  • Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

And finally...

  • If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.

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