So the other day my brother sends me a text message - "Charles Norris Markon." Leave it to Ryan to suggest the name of his favorite TV action hero, but to be honest, the thought has crossed my mind more than once (usually as I'm watching baby roundhouse kick me from the inside).
Charles French from German "free man"
Norris French "northerner"
And really when you think about it, a baby named Chuck Norris would probably be off to a good start in life. As some of you may know...
- When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.